I Found the Most Interesting Shrek Merch Hidden in the Internet’s Swamp

In case you missed it and have been living under a rock, Shrek is back. Better yet, he never left. The endearing character and movie franchise is still charming families a whopping 25 years later. Whether you’re planning on rewatching all the Shrek movies ahead of Shrek 5’s release in 2027 and feeling nostalgic, or your love for Shrek culture just never left your heart, it’s a great time to celebrate our beloved Ogre and all his buddies.

If you want to explore all the internet has to offer in Shrek memorabillia and goofy gifts, and not just apparel and Crocs, keep on reading to see what’s been trending from our social channels and what I’ve discovered across the web.

Let’s start with what Shrek Merch IGN Finds’ social followers are buying this month:

Shrek Sandwich Maker

Have you been eating regular bread? That’s embarrassing….

https://twitter.com/IGNDeals/status/2054569420555481098?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Shrek TV Toaster

As IGN’s Jacob Kienlen mentioned in his article prior, the Shrek toaster is a direct callback to that iconic piece of Shreknology. The original Shrek CRT TV costs thousands of dollars on eBay, but you’re in luck— you can get the latest version for $50 on Amazon.

Shrek Blu-ray Collection

If you have a Blu-ray player and are getting your collection going, you can get all six Shrek movies in one go. Plus, at the time of writing this, the Shrek collection is on sale at Amazon. Have a Shrek marathon whenever you want, and don’t forget the popcorn and your very own Shrek popcorn bucket.

https://twitter.com/IGNDeals/status/2054684387111780352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

NEW Shrek LEGO Sets

A brand new Shrek collectible you can get soon are the Shrek and Donkey LEGO sets made up of 1,403 total pieces of glory (and a tiny Puss in Boots, too). You can preorder this set now on LEGO’s site and the set will ship on June 1st!

Now, let’s take a look at some weirder Shrek items that exist and are also (for the most part) selling really well. Some contenders I did not include were “Swamp A**” candles (no longer sold) and platform sneakers with charms that are sadly out of stock at Dollskill. I’m sorry in advance for this next one…

(NSFW) Shrek Toothpaste Topper

This seems very wrong and yet it’s almost sold out on Amazon with just 12 left in stock.

3D-Printed “Shrektopus” Figit Toy

When I think fidget toys, this definitely did not come to mind. I’m impressed and also scared?

Beware Ogre Eyeshadow Palette

Shrek Crystal Figurines

At $600, you can have a crystal Swarovski figurine of Fiona, which may or may not haunt your dreams. Don’t worry, there’s a Shrek, Donkey, and Gingy version of it, too. I don’t know who this is for, but there must be someone out there looking for a bougie collector’s item?!

Shrek the Hall TY Beanie Babies

Shrek 2 Jumbo Figure Set

“Shrek the Halls” Sour Candy Tins

Shrek Soda

Swamp juice in a can but it’s lemon lime elixir? Call me intrigued.

NASCAR Champions Collector’s Series Shrek Race Car Die-Cast

This is a very unique gift for a very niche Shrek+NASCAR fan.

Shrek Cereal

Too many good Shrek snacks have come and gone over the years, (remember the green ketchup?) but what does exist still is Shrek multi-grain cereal with marshmallows in select stores. It’s not the most exciting, (where is the green?!) but again, Shrek-themed food is hard to find right now, so still worth sharing.

Phew! That’s enough for now, even for me. In case you missed it, here’s the trailer for Shrek 5. Shrek is life.

Lindsey (she/her) is IGN’s Director of Audience Development and Commerce. She’s been at IGN since 2021 and has a background in SEO, especially in the gaming, entertainment, and tech media spaces.